For Valentine’s Day… You want to give a gift that will be warmly remembered? Give the gift of a Kalashnikov AK-47. You want to say “I love you?” Say I love you with a Kalashnikov AK-47. There are lots of things people want. Some of them they actually need. But few they’ll treasure. Listen to us. They will treasure a sweet little Kalashnikov AK-47. What brings people together? A Kalashnikov AK-47. Cops love them. Gangs love them. Terrorists and armies love them. So will your sweetheart. And guess what? Kids love them too.
As the poet said…. “Happiness is a warm gun.” And there is no gun quite as warm as the AK-47. Many years ago, in a moment of sacred inspiration, And the world has never been the same. 100 million AK-47s around the globe. And counting! Can you afford such a splendid instrument? Of course you can. Do you have $100? Then buy one,
Don’t worry if your beloved 700 rounds a minute, comrade. She’ll hit something.
But what’s that you say? You don’t have a true love? No one will be your Valentine? Then give yourself a little kiss. Give yourself a little Kalashnikov AK-47 for Valentine’s Day. |