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Gift of the Heart

For Valentine’s Day…

You want to give a gift that will be warmly remembered?

Give the gift of a Kalashnikov AK-47.

You want to say “I love you?”

Say I love you with a Kalashnikov AK-47.

There are lots of things people want. Some of them they actually need.

But few they’ll treasure.

Listen to us.

They will treasure a sweet little Kalashnikov AK-47.

What brings people together?

A Kalashnikov AK-47.

Cops love them. Gangs love them. Terrorists and armies love them.

So will your sweetheart.

And guess what? Kids love them too.

As the poet said….

“Happiness is a warm gun.”

And there is no gun quite as warm as the AK-47.

Many years ago, in a moment of sacred inspiration,
Ivan Kalashnikov dreamt up this wondrous weapon.

And the world has never been the same.

100 million AK-47s around the globe.

And counting!

Can you afford such a splendid instrument?

Of course you can.
It’s cheap in every land.

Do you have $100? Then buy one,
buy two. Spread the joy!

Don’t worry if your beloved
isn’t able to shoot straight.

700 rounds a minute, comrade.
Trust us. Trust the AK-47.

She’ll hit something.

But what’s that you say?

You don’t have a true love? No one will be your Valentine?

Then give yourself a little kiss.
Give yourself a little love.

Give yourself a little Kalashnikov AK-47

for Valentine’s Day.

Small Helpless Children

“Under the influence of politicians, masses of people tend to ascribe the responsibility for wars to those who wield power at any given time. In World War I it was the munitions industrialists; in World War II it was the psychopathic generals who were said to be guilty. This is passing the buck. The responsibility for war falls solely upon the shoulders of these same masses of people, for they have all the necessary means to avert war in their own hands. In part by their apathy, in part by their passivity, and in part actively, these masses of people make possible the catastrophes under which they themselves suffer more than anybody else. To stress this guilt on the part of masses of people, to hold them solely responsible, means to take them seriously. On the other hand, to commiserate masses of people as victims, means to treat them as small, helpless children.”