Writer as Hero

Kurt Vonnegut. 1922-2007.

And so he goes.

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Nurturing the Love of Wilderness

There is nothing quite so sublime as your first fresh kill. You look down at the lifeless beast and chills of exaltation course through your body.

Oh to be an innocent little girl again, frolicking among nature’s bounty!
It’s You or the Cow

“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!”

(Troy McClure from The Simpsons)
If They Gunned You Down?

When police shoot innocent civilians, mass media often selects images of victims that suggest they’re not truly innocent after all. A brilliant response has arisen on Twitter. Using the the hashtag #IfTheyGunnedMeDown, users speculate how they’ll be shown if they’re ever shot down.
Thank You Slaves!

Hey kids, have you thanked slaves lately? Just click the image below and sing along with this musical tribute!
Play by the Rules

And Win Win Win!
Creative Devices That Make Money (#92541)

What if someone made a pain machine, capable of inflicting unbearable torment from a half mile way? Why then, that someone would have an excellent moneymaker.

See the Silent Guardian by our friends at Raytheon. An extremely useful device for dealing with unruly demonstrators and other problems. Brief video anyone?
When Fascism Comes

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.”

(Sinclair Lewis in It Can’t Happen Here)
Our Artists

Remember

The Home Appliance is Your Friend.
Love That Wealth!

Obsessed with the quest for cash and material? Crave superiority? A visit to this site reminds you of where you stand compared to other humans on the globe.
Do Something Amazing

The American Air Force offers some bitching ideas on how you can make your mark in the world!
This Island Fantasy

“A single flight of planes no bigger than a wedge of geese can quickly end this island fantasy, burn the towers, crumble the bridges, turn the underground passages into lethal passages, cremate the millions.”

(E.B. White, 1948, This is New York)
Fashion in the Modern World

Everyone knows how hard it is to stay stylish when you put on your bullet-proof armor. Thank God then for the genius of Miguel Cabballero whose expanding line of protective fashion (all based in Bogota, Columbia, naturally) has really made our lives more splendiferous.

Now if there was just a stylish way to accessorize our sawed off shotgun!
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