{"id":257,"date":"2014-07-30T13:29:13","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T17:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/surfingthespectacle.com\/?p=257"},"modified":"2014-09-01T15:36:11","modified_gmt":"2014-09-01T19:36:11","slug":"exclusive-ads-from-mccain-campaign-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfingthespectacle.com\/?p=257","title":{"rendered":"Exclusive Ads from McCain Campaign"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
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\nA recently political ad has utterly transformed how we all see Barack Obama.<\/p>\n

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\nWith millions gushing over Obama, the McCain commercial compares his popularity to the shallow popularity cult of Britney Spears<\/b> and Paris Hilton<\/b>.<\/p>\n

And it’s like a lightning bolt! <\/p>\n

How true! How absolutely correct! The hype and mystification finally exposed!
\nYes, Obama is exactly<\/em><\/i> like these two young white female celebrities
\nwith their sex tapes and their rich daddies.<\/p>\n

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\nWhen a source on McCain’s staff revealed that more commercials of this kind would be coming, SurfingtheSpectacle begged for a look at these ads. We had to know more about the real man lurking behind the Obama mask. <\/p>\n

And though we could not obtain the actual videos, we did manage to procure the rough scripts of the upcoming campaign commercials. These scripts are are so stirring, so utterly truthful, we feel compelled to share them with our fellow citizens:<\/p>\n

JM08 COM#43: MR. ORATOR<\/em><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

NARRATOR<\/b>: \u201cHe\u2019s the most riveting orator in the world. But does good
\n\u2018public speaking\u2019 mean you\u2019re ready to lead? Adolph Hitler thought so,
\nand millions were murdered in a monstrous holocaust. Can we really afford
\nto take a chance on history repeating itself?”<\/p>\n

VIDEO<\/b>: SHOTS OF 200,000 GERMANS CHEERING OBAMA’S SPEECH IN BERLIN INTERCUT WITH IMAGES OF ADOLPH HITLER HOLDING SWAY BEFORE ROUSING GERMAN CROWDS, THEN CAMERA ZOOMS IN AND FREEZES ON OBAMA.<\/p>\n

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\nJM08 COM#44: MR. INTELLECTUAL<\/em><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

NARRATOR<\/b>: “He’s an elite Ivy League educated intellectual. But are his \u2018big ideas\u2019 right for America? Barack Obama says no to offshore drilling. No to U.S. victory abroad. And YES to taxes. Sound familiar? Sounds like the \u2018big ideas\u2019 of the brutal communist dictator Vladimir Lenin. That\u2019s the real Obama.” <\/p>\n

VIDEO<\/b>: DRAMATIC SHOTS OF OBAMA SPEAKING BEFORE
\nVARIOUS CROWDS JUXTAPOSED WITH IMAGES OF MISERABLE,
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REPRESSED SOVIET CITIZENS COWERING.<\/p>\n

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\nJM08 COM #45: MR. COOL<\/em><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

NARRATOR<\/b>: “He’s charming. He\u2019s charismatic. He\u2019s \u2018cool.\u2019 Or so he seems. Charles Manson seemed charismatic too\u2014an \u2018American Original,\u2019 just like Barack Obama. But John McCain knows there\u2019s nothing \u2018cool\u2019 about ritualistic cult murder. John McCain knows we don\u2019t need Charlie Manson in the Oval Office.\u201d <\/p>\n

VIDEO<\/b>: IMAGES OF OBAMA SHAKING HANDS, SMILING, JOKING,
\nJUXTAPOSED WITH IMAGES OF CHARLES MANSON AND NEWS
\nFOOTAGE OF THE SHARON TATE MURDERS BEFORE MOVING TO
\nA TIGHT CLOSE UP OF OBAMA’S STRANGE EYES.<\/p>\n

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\nJM COM #46: MR. ATHLETE<\/em><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

NARRATOR<\/b>: “Avoiding military service, Barack Obama never spent time on a battlefield or a POW camp. He preferred instead the safety of a warm gym to develope his lithe, athletic body, much as a gay male bodybuilder might. Does America really want a gay bodybuilder in the White House? John McCain voted to put homosexual rapists and murderers behind bars . . . for life.” <\/p>\n

VIDEO<\/b>: SHOTS OF OBAMA PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH THE
\nTROOPS IN IRAQ DISSOLVE TO SHOTS OF MALE BODYBUILDERS
\nDISSOLVE TO GAY PARADE SHOTS, FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF
\nMUG SHOTS BEFORE SETTLING IN ON OBAMA.<\/p>\n

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\nJM08 COM #47: MR. INSPIRATION<\/em><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

NARRATOR<\/b>: \u201cIn our great land, anyone can succeed, regardless of race, creed or color. But does the virulent anti-semitic hate-speech of a Louis Farrakhan really have a place in American politics? John McCain says no. No to race war. No to violence and mob rule. No to Barak Obama\u2019s vision for America.” <\/p>\n

VIDEO<\/b>: IMAGE BEGINS WITH SMILING BLACK CHILD, THEN MOVES TO BLACK PANTHERS, LOUIS FARRAKHAN, WILLIE HORTON, URBAN RIOT FOOTAGE AND A LONG ZOOM IN TO AN ANGRY OBAMA.<\/p>\n

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JM08 COM #48: MR. UNITY<\/em><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

NARRATOR<\/b>: \u201cBarack Obama calls for global unity, tolerance, and international law \u2014 the very same things that the AntiChrist advocates. Don’t believe it? When the AntiChrist rides in from Babylon on a horse of death singing a song of unity and the world falls to bloody apocalypse, you’ll believe it all right. Read your Bible, America. That\u2019s the real Obama.\u201d <\/p>\n

VIDEO<\/b>: INTERCUT BETWEEN IMAGES OF A CARING OBAMA, A RIDER ATOP A THUNDERING HORSE AND SCENES OF BLOODY GLOBAL APOCALYPSE.<\/p>\n

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\nJM08 COM #49: MR. CHANGE AGENT<\/em><\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

NARRATOR<\/b>: Barack Obama stands for ‘hope’ and \u2018change.\u2019 But what does
\nhe mean exactly? A Koran in every classroom? Islamofascist control of the
\nfederal government? A terrorist on every street corner? You won’t find
\nanything murky and sinister about John McCain \u2014 he believes in the
\npurity and goodness of our great nation.<\/p>\n

VIDEO<\/b>: IMAGES OF 9\/11 DEVASTATION INTERCUT
\nWITH OBAMA IN ISLAMIC GARB.<\/p>\n

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