{"id":246,"date":"2014-07-30T13:02:06","date_gmt":"2014-07-30T17:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/surfingthespectacle.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2014-09-01T15:35:48","modified_gmt":"2014-09-01T19:35:48","slug":"our-twilight-zone-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/surfingthespectacle.com\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Our Twilight Zone"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"100%\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"10\" cellspacing=\"10\" bgcolor=\"#000000\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"top\" bgcolor=\"99CC99\">\n<div align=\"center\">\n<div id=\"content\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">There are juxtapositions so startling and surreal that we must gaze upon them again and again to grasp what they tell us about our world. <\/p>\n<p>\nThe revelations are rarely pleasant.<\/p>\n<p>Witness the televised chat between a Saudi Executioner and his primetime hosts. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/exec1.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"251\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Abdallah Bin Said al-Bishi  may be Mecca\u2019s mightiest court-appointed exterminator. He is a manly man. His sword is swift and deadly.<\/p>\n<p>Which makes him a superb guest for anyone&#8217;s television show.<\/p>\n<p>But Al-Bishi is not easy to track down. There are limbs to be severed and sinners to be slain. He&#8217;s extremely busy with his work.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/exec2.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"251\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Television loves busy men.<\/p>\n<p>One can argue that America&#8217;s two greatest gifts to the modern world are weapons of mass destruction and the TV talk show format.<\/p>\n<p>The former gets all the attention, but the latter enjoys <br \/>\nequally widespread and lethal employment.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/execriyadh.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"250\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>What is the marvel of the modern television interview? <\/p>\n<p>Nothing ever seems incongruous. The exquisite banality of the format <br \/>\ncloaks any sense of creeping insanity.  <\/p>\n<p>The interview with Al-Bishi then is hardly different than ones <br \/>\nyou\u2019ve seen with Paris Hilton.<\/p>\n<p>Or Donald Rumsfeld.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/exec3.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"251\" \/><br \/>\nThis show, which first aired on Lebanon\u2019s LBC network in 2006, is an <br \/>\nexcellent reminder of how television journalists in the Middle East <br \/>\npossess similar insight and integrity to those in the West.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/exec4.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"251\" \/> <\/p>\n<p>Their inquiries are deeply philosophical.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/exec5.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"251\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As for Al-Bishi, he seems like a nice guy. Family man. Fun at picnics.<\/p>\n<p>But it\u2019s probably best to avoid him when he\u2019s working.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/execfriends.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Even though Al-Bishi might be considered dangerous, don&#8217;t think these interviewers are afraid of asking tough questions.<\/p>\n<p>Because they\u2019re not. They want to get the story. The real story.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/execbreakfast.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For all of the glamour and fame of Al-Bishi&#8217;s position, he is a modest man.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the day, he says, his work is just like anyone else\u2019s. <\/p>\n<p>Only his job involves ritualistic dismemberment with its expulsion of internal organs, tissues and brain matter, and yours probably doesn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not part of the show. This show anyway. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.surfingthespectacle.com\/images\/uploads\/execnormal.jpg\" border=\"10\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"320\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s just a regular guy with a regular job. On television. Talking.<\/p>\n<p>Television: Modern culture&#8217;s greatest instrument for manufacturing the <i><em>Normal<\/em><\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i><em>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.memritv.org\/clip\/en\/1322.htm\">Watch the interview<\/a> or read the transcript <a href=\"http:\/\/www.memritv.org\/clip_transcript\/en\/1322.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a> Originally caught on  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Metafilter<\/a>. <br \/>\nFor accounts and explicit images of what men like Al-Bishi actually do <br \/>\non their jobs, you have only to search the Web. It&#8217;s out there.]<\/em><\/i><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are juxtapositions so startling and surreal that we must gaze upon them again and again to grasp what they tell us about our world. The revelations are rarely pleasant. Witness the televised chat between a Saudi Executioner and his primetime hosts. 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