For Valentine’s Day…
You want to give a gift that will be warmly remembered?
Give the gift of a Kalashnikov AK-47.
You want to say “I love you?”
Say I love you with a Kalashnikov AK-47.
There are lots of things people want. Some of them they actually need.
But few they’ll treasure.
Listen to us.
They will treasure a sweet little Kalashnikov AK-47.
What brings people together?
A Kalashnikov AK-47.
Cops love them. Gangs love them. Terrorists and armies love them.
So will your sweetheart.
And guess what? Kids love them too.
As the poet said….
“Happiness is a warm gun.”
And there is no gun quite as warm as the AK-47.
Many years ago, in a moment of sacred inspiration,
And the world has never been the same.
100 million AK-47s around the globe.
Can you afford such a splendid instrument?
Of course you can.
Do you have $100? Then buy one,
Don’t worry if your beloved
700 rounds a minute, comrade.
She’ll hit something.
But what’s that you say?
You don’t have a true love? No one will be your Valentine?
Then give yourself a little kiss.
Give yourself a little Kalashnikov AK-47
for Valentine’s Day.